Santa’s Resume

Santa Claus

Secret Village

North Pole, EA 11001


Seasonal worker seeking part time employment in the field of philanthropy and the spreading of joy to all mankind.

Skills Summary

­­Naughty/Nice List Management ­Distribution and Logistics
­­Just In Time Inventory Control ­Not So Lean Manufacturing
­­Workshop & Elf Management ­Reindeer Breeding & Flight Training


Employment History

Self Employed North Pole                                                     A long time ago – Present


Title: Father Christmas



North Pole University, North Pole, Earth

­ Master of Behavioral Science, Child and Adolescent Assessment

­GPA: 5.0/4.0


­Kringle Academy, North Pole, Earth

­ Bachelor of Arts, Toy Design and Distribution

­GPA: 5.0/4.0

Professional Affiliations

Charter Member, National Beard Registry

­ Spokesperson, Association for Elven Workforce Management

­ Chairman, The Institute for Clean Chimneys

­ Member, Cookies Advisory Committee


Tree decorator and snowman builder

­Avid checker player

­Expert cookie taster

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